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Jokes and Riddles by
Scuba Steve
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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? |
A:
LOST!
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Q: Why was the math book sad? |
A:
Because it had a lot of problems!
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Q: Did you hear about the silly boy who got a
boomerang for his birthday? |
A:
He spent the next 3 days trying to throw his old
one away!
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Q: Why do horses only wear shoes? |
A:
Because they would look very silly with socks
on!
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Customer: "Waiter! What are flies doing in my
ice tea?" |
Waiter: "Chillin' with their peeps, I do
believe."
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Q: What do
you call an elephant in a car? |
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A: Stuck! |
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Q:
What do you call a car with an elephant in it? |
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A:
Toast! |
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Q: When
you're on a hunting trip, how do you keep the
deer from seeing you? |
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A: Blindfold
it! |
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Q:
How do you keep a skunk from smelling? |
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A:
Either put a clothespin on its nose or let it
get a good whiff of your sister! |
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